I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
Macho does not prove mucho