I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.
I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.