I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?