I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.