As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.