I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.