Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.
What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.
Macho does not prove mucho
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.