Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.