Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Macho doesn't prove mucho.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.