Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.