When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.