To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.