I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.