You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.