You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.