My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.