I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.