As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.