My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?