If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.
My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.