You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.