When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

Macho does not prove mucho

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.