I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?