I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.