I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.