To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

Macho does not prove mucho

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.