Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.