Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.