Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
Macho does not prove mucho
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.