I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.