It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.
If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.