I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.