When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.