It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.