It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Macho does not prove mucho