It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.