It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.