A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.
It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.
My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.