I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Macho does not prove mucho