What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.