What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

Macho doesn't prove mucho.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.