Macho doesn't prove mucho.
If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.