What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Macho doesn't prove mucho.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.