I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

There are certain things women are better at than men.