I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

My motto is "more mystery, less history".

When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.