I know everything because I know nothing.
It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
Welfare is monetary methadone.
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.