I don't know anything about computers.

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, "Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome."

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.