I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
Adam CarollaI don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
Adam CarollaIf you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
Adam CarollaYou don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
Adam CarollaEverything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn't break it down piece by piece, stage by stage. The best gift you can give yourself is some drive--that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates. The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
Adam Carolla