I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

My first car was a motorcycle.

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

I am not a good cue card reader.