I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, "Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome."

I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?