I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.