I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.