I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

I am not a good cue card reader.

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.