Life is just the time between crapping yourself.

Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.