If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.