Life is just the time between crapping yourself.

I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

I'd never hurt another person.