Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.