Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

I know everything because I know nothing.