I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.