The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.