All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

My first car was a motorcycle.

I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.