All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.