I know everything because I know nothing.
I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.