I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.