People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.