People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

Welfare is monetary methadone.

I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.