Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.