My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

Welfare is monetary methadone.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.