My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.