Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

I'm a comedian, not a politician.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.