The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

I know everything because I know nothing.

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.