You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
Adam CarollaWearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
Adam CarollaI'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
Adam Carolla