No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I'd never hurt another person.

I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.