No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.

The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.