I'd never hurt another person.

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.