I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.