Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
There are certain things women are better at than men.
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.