It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, "Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome."

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.