It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.