I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.