I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
Adam CarollaThe reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
Adam CarollaI'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
Adam Carolla