You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

I know everything because I know nothing.