You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.

All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.