You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.