Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

I don't know what drives me to succeed.

Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.