Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.