Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.