We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

My hobbies are run-on sentences.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.