I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.
My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.
When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.
My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'