To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.