To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.