To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.