To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.