To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.