To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.