Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.