Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.