Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.
Andy BorowitzJohn Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.
Andy BorowitzLet's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.
Andy BorowitzRick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.
Andy Borowitz