The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.