The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.