The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.