Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.