Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.