Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.