Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.