Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.