Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.