The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.