The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.