The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.